google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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