No, you can still breathe under the balls.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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