His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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