its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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