How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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