Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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