Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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