you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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