1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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