Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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