I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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