If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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