I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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