it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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