Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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