You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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