What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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