Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
so much tequila, so little girl.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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