It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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