Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
you will always have a special place in my vag
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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