p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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