Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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