these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
