official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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