Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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