I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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