are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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