Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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