Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
How does it feel to date your dad?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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