Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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