grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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