he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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