dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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