Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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