Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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