the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
