Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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