i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
