what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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