'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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