have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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