OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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