were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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