Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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