On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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