I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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