She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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