you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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