walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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