There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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