I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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