Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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