bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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