Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize