I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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